The Vic & Helen Show (S1+S2)

	Duration: 475 seconds Upload Time: 06-10-28 13:18:51 User: richardthripp :::: Favorites
Description: Segments 1 & 2: If only Vic could remember his son who works at Lab Tech, if only Helen could stop stuffing her face with delicious cake... Experience the introductory 13 minutes of Richard Thripp's psycho-comedic masterpiece shown in 2 parts: "The Vic & Helen Show"! Written by & starring Richard Thripp as Vic and Helen. A production of Richard X. Thripp (richardxthripp.deviantart.com). Some rights reserved. Visit our website at geocities.com/richardthripp. Share with friends
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procommenter ::: Favorites This is similar to your "Nick-Knack Show," isn't it? 07-06-25 22:24:56 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Never economize on tattoos or parachutes. {"As Easy as Easy is," by Richd. Thripp} 07-07-28 15:34:26 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Words? Call two women "guys," and they smile. Call a woman "guy," and see what that gets you. {Fr. my 96-p. bk.: "As Easy as Easy is"} 07-07-28 15:33:07 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Your liver might as well stay put. Alcoholics brave the dangers of liver disease. They love their livers but no so much as they love their liquor. {From page 25 of my 96-p. paperback book available for a buck plus s. & h., entitled: "Along the Far Climb Down"} 07-07-29 22:30:42 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: Oh Vic you're so brutal to me. Can't it ever be like it used to be when we were so much in love with each other? Vic: Oh you dumb broad. You're just like all the other dumb broads in the world. You take advantage of my generous nature. 07-07-30 14:52:44 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: What are you talking about 'generous nature'? What's generous about living here anyway? Vic: Ah shut up you dumb broad, you don't know how good you have it. 07-07-30 15:06:41 _____________________________________________________
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richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: Why don't you shut up? I'm so sick & tired of putting up with your laziness. Vic: Who are you calling lazy you fat slob? You just sit there all day bitchin' about this & bitchin' about that. When am I going to get the passion I deserve in my life? 07-07-30 15:37:01 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: Passion? I only wear these sun glasses to cover up the dark circles beneath my eyes from crying myself to sleep every night over you Vic! Vic: Cry yourself to death as far as I'm concerned. I'm not just here to satisfy your 'feminine' needs, I'm also here for myself. I've got a life to live too you know! 07-07-30 20:40:49 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: Oh Vic I'm sorry, won't you please forgive me? Vic: Oh, alright Baby, I forgive you. Mind if I borrow your sun glasses & pillow case for awhile? --- END OF PART ONE --- 07-07-30 21:05:32 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites --- PART TWO --- Helen: oh Vic, I'm sorry for the mean things I said. But I'm not sorry for the problems that we've had in the past. We had a son together, don't you remember? 07-07-30 21:14:40 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Vic: Son? What son? Helen: Whatta you mean 'what son'? 'Our son,' he's all grown up now, he's working for Lab Tech. You never call him, you never write to him. He loves you Vic. Don't you understand that? 07-07-30 21:30:17 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Vic: Lab Tech? What's he do: poison dogs for a living? I don't have a son. There's no proof that this child belongs to me. If I remember correctly, at the time I was out of town for weeks on end. When I come home you present me with this child, 'here Vic,' you say, 'a son, the son that you've always wanted.' I looked at you and I said: 'Woman, I've always wanted a son. This kid can't be mine, he looks nothing like me!' 07-07-30 21:42:47 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: Oh Vic, he looks exactly like you. You looked this way too before you shaved off your beard. How can you deny him now when he needs you 'so' much? Vic: Well what's wrong with the little bastard? Everyone needs me for something. 07-07-30 21:45:24 _____________________________________________________
richardthripp ::: Favorites Helen: Vic, these scissors represent love, and this map, it's a road map to my heart. And what you've done, let me show you, is you've taken these scissors and you've cut right across my interstate, you've cut me, the-the unincorporated sections of my body and Vic that's why I can't stay with you anymore. That's why I've put on a few extra pounds. 07-07-30 22:00:05 _____________________________________________________